So you want to be a little more humorous around the lady friend do you? You’ve come to the right place. Your girl isn’t always looking for the great relationship or flowers on random days in between hallmark holidays. Or even long nights of her talking to you over the phone as you get in your “uh huh” every few hours. Sometimes a girl just wants to laugh, and boys, I have a list of the best jokes to tell your girlfriend! The “best” part is really just what I think, but you will probably use them so just make sure to give credit where credit is due even if they aren’t as successful as they have been for other dudes just trying to keep their lady laughing.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Sara: “Wife?” Mike: “I’m working on it.” Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Mike: “You too.”
“If I were to lay eleven roses next to you, you’d make the perfect dozen.”
Man: “Excuse me?” Woman: “Yea?” Man: “Would you touch this?” (holds out his sleeve) Woman: “Ok, why?” Man: “Does that not feel like boyfriend material?”
“What is the difference between like and love?” Answer: “Spit and swallow.”
“If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don’t worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.”
“Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.
“Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot, and so are you.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.”
These are undeniably some pretty lame jokes you can tell your girlfriend. However, I think she will be happy that you were interested in making your relationship a little goofy again. I guarantee if you tell your girlfriend just a few of these jokes, she will laugh at your expense at the very least. Which is what we are really looking for right? Who doesn’t like to make their girl laugh? You get to see them happy which in turn makes you really happy as well. Plus, it beats the regular day you are probably experiencing right now, talking to your friends about how hard you are going to jam on Call of Duty tonight, or how many beers you can drink this weekend.
Let’s get a little creative. Show your girl that you have some humor left. In fact, I bet she even remembers a few of these jokes, and she will go to her friends and laugh about the best one, and by laugh, I mean, about you and how you told it. I’m totally kidding, get out there and tell some solid jokes, and only use this list. Got it? Good.