16 People Who Only Had One Job To Do…

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How could anyone possibly fail so hard as these people?

 

  1. Here is the handle, waaay over there is the spout.
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How did this leave the factory without anyone noticing the screwup? Guess they’ll have to drink this like a Capri Sun.

 

  1. 3st is the worst, 2nd is the best, and 1st is not the person that designed this medal.
http://www.viralnova.com/failed-at-jobs/
http://www.viralnova.com/failed-at-jobs/

Aw, c’mon. It’s bad enough that they didn’t take the gold. But this?!

 

  1. Crossing the street has never been more dangerous.

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    http://40.media.tumblr.com/d1f394986b1c47167c34028324a7f181/tumblr_n3uj7aQQqP1rgzhe0o1_500.jpg

Really, crossing sign? Don’t do us wrong like this, baby. Why you wanna hurt us so bad?

 

  1. Oooh lookout everybody, we’ve got a rebel on our hands.

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What monster looked at this sign, shook their heads, and whispered, “NOT TODAY,” ?

 

  1. Stay in “shcool,” kids.
http://lolfollows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cool.jpg
http://lolfollows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cool.jpg

And remember, it’s cool to learn how to spell in “shcool.”

 

  1. Go home, mug. You’re drunk.
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“AnD jUsT t0 sPiTe y0u, i’LL bUrN ur hAndz wHeN yOu puT h0t cOFFeE N me!!1!!”

-This Asshole Mug

 

  1. You’re killing us, door.
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http://img2.rnkr-static.com/list_social_img/7297/1747297/520/63-times-people-had-one-job-and-totally-screwed-it-up-u3.jpg

This is just mean. What job do you want from us?

 

  1. In a world where BBQ meats awkwardly stick out too far and you get a mouthful of bread…
http://i.imgur.com/JyzzdXH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JyzzdXH.jpg

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

  1. They were probably high.
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In addition to staying in school, you should also probably say “no” to drugs and “yes” to proofreading.

 

  1. Kudos to anyone ambitious enough to try and sit on this failure.
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Legs… so tired. Wish there was a bench somewhere. Wait, wh–… seriously? WHO? WHO DID THIS?

 

  1. This person is a menace to fast foods everywhere.
http://i.imgur.com/nj5Ba.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nj5Ba.jpg

You are the enemy. You’re sick. This is downright CRIMINAL.

 

  1. They looked at this sign, saw what they’d done to the world, and said, “Nah, it’s fine.”
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You monster.

 

  1. This is not acceptable.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQs5wPznPb_ZA_wA6GjMb-ynAJ_jBQ0WI57rd_PAjbshD0B9YT0xw
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No. No. Why. No.

 

  1. You’re the reason some child will need therapy as an adult.
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Congratulations, whoever you are. You traumatized childhood.

 

  1. Get to know your neighbor.
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As if the men’s restroom weren’t awkward enough. Someone decided this would be ok.

 

  1. Cheesus Christ.
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It’s been a long day for us all. But especially this Fillet O’Fish. It is so done with your incompetence.