How could anyone possibly fail so hard as these people?
- Here is the handle, waaay over there is the spout.
How did this leave the factory without anyone noticing the screwup? Guess they’ll have to drink this like a Capri Sun.
- 3st is the worst, 2nd is the best, and 1st is not the person that designed this medal.
Aw, c’mon. It’s bad enough that they didn’t take the gold. But this?!
- Crossing the street has never been more dangerous.
Really, crossing sign? Don’t do us wrong like this, baby. Why you wanna hurt us so bad?
- Oooh lookout everybody, we’ve got a rebel on our hands.
What monster looked at this sign, shook their heads, and whispered, “NOT TODAY,” ?
- Stay in “shcool,” kids.
And remember, it’s cool to learn how to spell in “shcool.”
- Go home, mug. You’re drunk.
“AnD jUsT t0 sPiTe y0u, i’LL bUrN ur hAndz wHeN yOu puT h0t cOFFeE N me!!1!!”
-This Asshole Mug
- You’re killing us, door.
This is just mean. What job do you want from us?
- In a world where BBQ meats awkwardly stick out too far and you get a mouthful of bread…
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
- They were probably high.
In addition to staying in school, you should also probably say “no” to drugs and “yes” to proofreading.
- Kudos to anyone ambitious enough to try and sit on this failure.
Legs… so tired. Wish there was a bench somewhere. Wait, wh–… seriously? WHO? WHO DID THIS?
- This person is a menace to fast foods everywhere.
You are the enemy. You’re sick. This is downright CRIMINAL.
- They looked at this sign, saw what they’d done to the world, and said, “Nah, it’s fine.”
- This is not acceptable.
No. No. Why. No.
- You’re the reason some child will need therapy as an adult.
Congratulations, whoever you are. You traumatized childhood.
- Get to know your neighbor.
As if the men’s restroom weren’t awkward enough. Someone decided this would be ok.
- Cheesus Christ.
It’s been a long day for us all. But especially this Fillet O’Fish. It is so done with your incompetence.